There is an art to drunk dialing

Special Ed - Ok I am going to give you this but you have to promise not to turn it on until after 7am.

B - I don't think I can turn anything on within the next 24 hours!

Special Ed - Seriously. NO DRUNK DIALING!

B - I have lost my voice so we will have to go with drunk Texting!

Special Ed - That's fine I know it will take you a while to type anything decipherable!

B - Hey! I am a good drunk texter!

Special Ed - Oh I have no doubt! By the way what is a "texter"?