Zoning issues

Bartender - NO! NO! NO! Off the bar!

Intoxicated Girl - What?

Bartender - Not out of the bar just OFF the bar!

Intoxicated Girl - I can't dance on the bar?

Bartender - No, but you can dance BY the bar.

Intoxicated Girl - Why don't you have a stripper pole?

Bartender - Because we try to discourage stripping.

Customer - That's why I didn't think I liked this bar! Been trying to figure it out all night. Hey honey, I have a stripper pole at my house.