Rules of Drunk Dialing

B - Is it midnight yet?

Special Ed - Uh it's 11:30. Why?

B - I feel some drunk dialing coming on.

Rahual - Give me her phone now! Last time she was in here like this I got in trouble for not stopping her from drunk dialing!

B - I am sober enough to drunk dial responsibly!

Special Ed - (in a whisper - which in drunk world isn't a whisper at all) I turned her phone off and put it behind the bar three hours ago. Her kids know where she is and that is all she was worried about.

B - Where is my phone?