I missed the Wine Tasting?

Husband to Bartender -We just came from a wine tasting. I really need a drink. Can I get a corona?

Wife to Husband - That's not a drink!

Wife to Bartender - Can I have a Jack on the rocks? Don't fruit the Jack please but you can fruit the wimps beer!

Bartender - Exactly how long were you two at the wine tasting? And how long have you been married? If you have been married more than 10 years I am not sure I want to serve you.