Steve brings his own wisdom

You are such a desirable woman. Do not settle. You are strong willed, independent and a bartender, what more could a man ask for?

John Deer Enlightens

There is plenty of time to sleep when you are dead

John Deer speaks the truth

You are the best bartender east of the mississippi! (That would be Misisippi according to Josh)

More of "the world according to Jake"

I didn't know midgets could have mini me's!?

What bartenders would do if they could

She is such a princess I want this bloody mary to burn her throat!

My favorite things according to Jake aka Karl

There's three things I hate -
1. Rats
2. Midgets
3. and apples!

Insight from M-Rick

The top three psycholigically influtential people are

1. Bartender
2. Police officer
3. Clergy

Josh: I cannot believe clergy even made the list

Mike and Darnell want to know

What are the 12 herbs and spices? Kentucky fried chicken is good but...

Walter get's it

Walter: Finally somone in this place who actually who knows what they are talking about.

Danno: That is because she hasn't been drinking as long as we have.

No Ego Boost from Special Ed

That would really suck to be stood up by your own son who knows you are paying the tab!

Exit wounds

Drive Safe! Drink Milk! Ask yourself.... What would McGyver do!

Delusions Shattered by Darnell

We love you because you are not datable! Every guy here knows that.