WWMD? (What would MacGyver do)

Nicole "It should be what would Danno do!"
Bartender "No cause he believes me that you can do MacGyver-ish things without the chewing gum to stick it to the wall."

Holiday Spirit from Lynn

My Ex-Husband ruined Christmas for me. I hate December!

Seth's Christmas Bonus

What do you mean you don't get a Christmas Bonus? Tell the boss you want ESPN for a bonus so we can watch the games here!