You Can have your cake and eat it too!

Garrett - I baked you a cake!
Bartender - I see that and appreciate that this one doesn't have naked body parts like Josh's cake did!
Garrett - I COULD make you one with different body parts.
Bartender - No thank you, I like it just the way it is!

Bartender - Cake for everyone!

ps - Garrett makes the best chocolate cake I have ever had!