Getting Educated

Ray: "Matt, guess where Dave went to college."
Matt: "Adirondack Community College?"
Ray: "Nope."
Dave: "Actually Ray, I did go there for a year."

After the laughter dissipated Ray said "Ok well, where did he get his degree?"
Matt: "I don't know. Farmer's U?"
Ray: "No, the University of Miami."
Matt: "I always thought New England Farmers would spontaneously combust just south of the border!"